Category: Movies and TV Reviews

Oh no, not Philadelphia, anything but Philadelphia! Written and directed by top shagger Terry Matalas, there really isn’t anything to add to his credits. At least other than what I already have throughout this third season of Star Trek: Picard. Or the…

You will surrender, surrender to the… we’ll leave that for a while. Still directed by Deborah Kampmeier, there isn’t much to say there that hasn’t already been said. While “Surrender” is written by someone I’ve bemoaned multiple times over in a previous…

Geordi got his friend back in a synthetic body alongside his brother, and Deanna and Bill are prisoners of Vadic, but at least we’ve got Tuvok. Kind of. Directed by Deborah Kampmeier, Kampmeier is known for directing some indie things, that Walking…

Oh fun, so Jack is a sleeper agent and we’ve got the Samurai, Raffi, and the Titan coming together as one. Directed by Dan Liu once again, this is the last of his work until the airing of “Lost in Translation.” An…

The sexy samurai is back, the Changelings are remaining in solid form, mention of the dominion war, Bajorans, Ro Laren, and the Maquis, did this episode start with the PornHub intro? Directed by Shadow and Bone, For All Mankind, and Strange New…

I hate saying gatekeeper stuff, but there is no other way to describe it, Season 3 of Star Trek: Picard feels like it is finally written and produced by Star Trek fans, for Star Trek fans. Directed by your captain today, we’re…

With Frakes at the helm, you knew that “Seventeen Seconds” was going to be 17 seconds because he’s the type of person to take these things seriously. Directed by the serial leg-cocker himself, “Seventeen Seconds” had to be the early emotional heart…

Part 2 “Disengage,” that’s what she said last night when she had a sore head. Directed once again by Aarniokoski, this comes weeks after he directed the S.W.A.T. episode “Lion’s Share” about kids wanting to kill some developers for basically stealing their…

These are the voyages of the Starship Titan-A. Written by Terry Matalas, season 3 of Picard is helmed by the new showrunner to close out the chapter of Picard (the show) and Picard (the bald bloke). Directed by Doug Aarniokoski, Aarniokoski returns…

“Did my donations not buy me five minutes of face time,” listen, Budget Musk, your donations wouldn’t get you unzipped and fondled. Again directed by Michael Weaver, “Farewell” is written by producer Christopher Monfette from “Penance” and “Assimilation,” who co-wrote the episode…